Sorry for the lengthy silence, but I've been out of Wayne-range lately. Did manage to catch a snippet of tonight's game, though, which was enough for some primo Haginicity. It happened when Johan Santana struck out Brett Wallace on a changeup, prompting the Wayner to breathlessly exclaim, "That's the best changeup he's thrown all night!"
Sounds straightforward enough -- until you realize this was taking place in the 1st inning.
Pathetic, as usual. Fire Wayne Hagin already!